Everything comes down to George Costanza.

Pretending to be one of those pretenders that pretend to be one of those people that need glasses. Amanda’s glasses, from the Gloria Vanderbilt collection.

"HE SOLD ME LADIES FRAMES!"

Pimp daddy.

Another day, another desk toy. Rapidly running out of room.

Another new desk toy. ME GUSTA BALONCESTOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing like an early erection.

Not the worst nightcap I’ve ever had.

I can make a pretty cute baby.

Hello, old friend.

New desk item from lil’ sis direct from China.